Runner Man

I like to run
I think I can
I am the runner man.

My legs get tight
I lose my sight
but tan, oh, I get tan.

I have to pee
I find a tree
the world is my toilet seat;

but number 2
(known as poo)
I have to watch what I eat!

When race day looms
my heart booms
I start to sweat and need a fan…

I like to run
I think I can
I am the runner man.